Craig could be the next me.

. . . and other quotes by Matt Edwards. Welcome to 2008.

Hey Rubin, how does this boomerang work?
How do you make the leap from Gay Black Porn to NPR?
Is that like Kevin with an "n" . . . no, so like seven with an "n" . . . I see. I'm on empty, where's my drink?

"It was a leap, but with the support of my friends and My former friends I lunged! Beyond belief I read that Edwarads is optimisistic in Iowa. Beyond belief! Thank YoU Thank YOu! I'm Matt Edwards, I'm out."

[editors note: wow, all I can say is pictures to follow.]